Schmutzie plucks away at web design. Palinode rolls like a pig in the obscene joys of joblessness.]
Palinode: I just added a spicy, delicious taste.
Palinode: I just. Added. A spicy, delicious taste.
Schmutzie: To what?
Palinode: Sardines on toast?
Schmutzie: No, you did not add a delicious taste to sardines on toast.
Palinode: My bottle of rooster sauce says that it adds a spicy, delicious taste to anything.
Schmutzie: There are limits to what can be made delicious. Sardines exceed those limits.
Palinode: I even added some to Heidegger's notion of Being. It really gave the concept a spicy, delicious taste.
Schmutzie: Rooster sauce only works with physical objects.
Palinode: The bottle says anything.
Schmutzie: Those are just words on a bottle.
Palinode: Hey, you should incorporate rooster sauce into your web design.
Schmutzie: Um. No.
Palinode: It would give your banners a spicy, delicious taste.