In Palinode's Palace: dracula envy

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Poems for Monsters #1: Dracula

Dracula stop rising
From the grave to steal
My girlfriends

Why

You gotta cockblock
Like that? Humans

Need game too

Who invited you
to Brad's party anyway

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Poems for Monsters #1: Dracula