Did you seriously think we were stopping for a jar of pickles on the way home from the bar on Friday night? Here is a brief list of the things you stop for at the 7-Eleven after a night of drink and loud talk:
beef jerky
those horrible chicken wings
more beer, if you live in one of those places where you can get beer at a 7-Eleven, which I don't, because most of Canada has Victorian-era liquor laws.
cigarettes, for the smokers
cigarette papers, for the upsmokers
random junk food, to taste
healthy Zima
Pickles is not on that list.
6 comments:
But pickles should be on that list.
What did you ACTUALLY say?
i reiterate sgazzeti & tiana's comments and:
"cigarette papers, for the upsmokers"
up-smokers, nice usage, think i'm going to adopt that one, thanks!
Errmm...was the cabdriver pregnant?
sgazzetti - You're not wrong.
tiana - Like they say in The Village, that would be telling.
I can't leave you hanging. It was papers.
wench - Upsmokers unite?
witchypoo - I didn't ask him.
Don't forget the coagulated processed cheese product with a side of tortilla chips.
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