Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Poems for Monsters #1: Dracula

Dracula stop rising
From the grave to steal
My girlfriends

Why

You gotta cockblock
Like that? Humans

Need game too

Who invited you
to Brad's party anyway

7 comments:

Schmutzie said...

Sweet!

Kristina said...

Marry me.

palinode said...

Kristina - Absolutely. I would be happy to marry you at your earliest convenience. Since I am already married, though, I would need to marry you to somebody else. So: when you find this other person, be they man or woman, please let me know. Also allow a few week's lead time so I can get ordained in some crazy church or other.

Black Hockey Jesus said...

You wouldn't believe me if I told you hard that made me laugh.

Dana said...

Nice.

palinode said...

Bhjesus - True, I do not believe you.

Dana - Just you wait for my poem to Frankenstein.

Helvetica said...

Don't forget to read the poem at Kristina's wedding! Just after the vows, I recommend.