It's a sick day, a sick day, a no-meetings-or-learning-lunches sick day. Sick Palinode and Hale Schmutzie hanging out in bed.
Schmutzie: Did you know that we have as much hair on our bodies as gorillas?
Palinode: But -
Schmutzie: It's true.
Palinode: How many gorillas?
Schmutzie: Um, just one.
Palinode: That's never going to work, on account of the huge human-to-gorilla imbalance.
Schmutzie: We'll have to divide up the gorillas.
Palinode: That's never going to happen. The rich are going to get their personal designer gorillas -
Schmutzie: The rest of us will get howler monkeys.
Palinode: Lemurs, more like.
Schmutzie: Fucking richies.
3 comments:
Judging by the hairy nature of your left ear, you'd probably require an entire village of lemurs.
We have five cats and a dog....how does that factor in?
'sir' - It's true, I have requirements above the norm. And those requirements seem to increase with every year.
lotus07 - Pets are not eligible for primate-hair exchange programs under the provisions of the No Gorilla Left Behind Act.
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