[Almost lunch. Clouds proceed across the sky. Trainyards across the nation are busy. Palinode (that's me) phones Schmutzie (that's her).]
Palinode: I'm stuck in one of those agonies of indecision.
Schmutzie: And?
Palinode: I don't know what to eat for lunch.
Schmutzie: Have something with fruit.
Palinode: In that case I'll have a pie for lunch.
Schmutzie: A whole pie?
[pause]
Schmutzie: A fruit pie?
Palinode: A lunch pie.
Schmutzie: There's no such thing.
Palinode: It's just like a regular pie, but people stare at you in horror.
7 comments:
I want to marry both of you.
Make sure you order extra whipped topping and ice cream with that Pie.....that will make it a 'balanced' lunch.
If eating an entire fruit pie for lunch is wrong then I don't want to be right.
I wonder what would be in a naked lunch pie.
Foreskins.
I'll bet you two make sweet, sweet pies together.
There's always chicken pot pie. That's an honest lunch pie. But not very fruity.
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