Dear Mr. Macbeth,
In grade 3, I told people that I'd read your play, which I hadn't. For several years you haunted me, stalking all my claims to precocity. When I finally sat down to read the play, I discovered that you were a paranoid schizophrenic married to an obsessive-compulsive megalomaniac. How did anyone let you run Scotland in the first place?
And what's your first name?
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A libertarian writing 365s and including fictional characters and imaginary friends? I'll be stopping by.
That would be pretty funny, but I should raise my flag here and tell you that I'm not a libertarian. I'm a Canadian.
Mac Bethad mac Findlaích - really
Really? That's pretty cool. Thanks.
I was going to say "Mac MacBeth."
I love that you lied. That in itself is so precocious.
Crap. And I was going to say Arthur C. MacBeth. The "C" is for Charles. He likes to be called "Chuck".
I believe his real name was Mr. Thescottishplay. Bob Thescottishplay.
Pallinode: I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sometimes I wish I was Canadian.
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