Monday, November 27, 2006

fine dudes




In a daring move, 1970 has sent four of its finest dudes to the twenty-first century (Two of them are twins. Or clones. Dunno which.). No one knows why these hunkonauts have landed here on the far shore of 2006. Maybe the sexy scientists of the past predicted that nuclear warfare would render males infertile or impotent, and these fine dudes are meant to repopulate the scorched wasteland of Earth. Or maybe these are weapons of the homosexual agenda, sent by elite radicals to conquer straightdom in the future. Or maybe these guys are swingers whose mesh shirts and dashikis proved so sexually powerful that they tore the very fabric of space-time.

And these fine dudes may not be the only emissaries of manliness. Perhaps the future holds dudes even finer, with furious sideburns and shirts so sheer that their very nipples shimmer.

9 comments:

schmutzie said...

Oh, how I yearn for the shimmering nipples!

wordgirl said...

Did you get those awful pictures from the Threadbared website? I remember 1970 and the fashions. I'm still recovering.

palinode said...

I scanned in the images from a Taschen book called Bizarro Postcards (or something like that).

The dashiki image is also my desktop wallpaper at work. On account of its fine-itude.

rekabek said...

They're pretty fine, but are they boyfriend material?

Thank you for sharing these dudes with us. Makes me want to add my own "Fine Dudes" category.

palinode said...

By your criteria, rekabek, they're boyfriend material for the ages.

raymi lauren said...

if those guys want to be my friends then they are allowed

maarmie said...

Pardon me, but I'm hoping the 70s can suck my big dick.

gypsyhick said...

I soooo dated the top right guy's son. Or his younger clone.

Creepy.

Karen said...

Dashiki Dude on the right appears to be hiding several small animals under his sleeve. Maybe gerbils?