Tuesday, December 14, 2004

a late addendum

I forgot to mention earlier that everything I write in this weblog is one hundred percent true. Not one sentence, not one clause (super- or subordinate!) or even prepositional object is in any way even the slightest deviation from the truth. The cold hard kind.

That is why it gives me such pain to tell you that your grandmother just died.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Schmutzie says...

If there's one thing that can be said about you, it's that your evilness is pure.

palinode said...

And if there are two things that could be said about me, I would deny the second one.

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that you think you're funny. Good thing you are.

palinode said...

Agreed on all points.

Craig R. Harmon said...

Damn! I was under the impression that by grandmother had died 10 years ago.

Where's she been for all these years?

palinode said...

When grandmothers go missing for long periods of time, it's best to check places like Arizona or Florida.