Tuesday, August 04, 2009

your metathesis and caps lock dollars at work

Hey, you know what's not exciting? Somebody else's IM conversations!

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schmutzie has invited you to install Gmail voice and video chat. Get started with video

me: Is you there?

schmutzie: Yup. I don't know how I called you up.

schmutzie has invited you to install Gmail voice and video chat. Get started with video

me: Me neither. You keep inviting me to install Gmail voice and video chat.

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schmutzie: Oh, yeah. I was inviting you to Google's new voice and video chat functions.

me: I thought maybe Onion was doing it.

schmutzie: No. He's sleeping with his feet under my butt.

me: Mmm. Butt-warmed feet. Say, I just tried to call you on the cellular telephone, but you were not answering.

schmutzie: It's off and plugged in. I am going to go start doing some work on organizing our office.

me: Do you want to wait for my strong hands and manly legs to come home and help with that?

schmutzie: I'll do what I can until then. I'm going for a stiff pint after work. I don't care if it's cold. Work! Ha! I meant after I do all this getting myself organizized to actually do work in the office with this new computer and talking to possible work peoples including desing.

me: Desing? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I'M BUSY DESING.

schmutzie: That's what Design used to be back in the days of hrosses and wapses.

me: Don't forget the brids.

schmutzie: And the flutterbys.

me: And the holemans.

schmutzie: molehans?

me: No.

schmutzie: Out with it.

me: HOLD ON A MOMENT, I'M DESING. Manholes.

schmutzie: Want to meet me when you're done work?

me: DAMN, THEY JUST BROUGHT IN AN ENTIRE DESING CREW. IT'S REALLY NOISY IN HERE. Sure, I'd love to.

schmutzie: I'LL TRY NOT TO BE DESING THERE

me: DON'T DES AND DRIVE.

schmutzie: DESING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

me: TO DES IS HUMAN. TO FORGIVE IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE DESING IS SO HEINOUS.

gmail invites you to shut up already

3 comments:

Schmutzie said...

Strangely, this was our first ever IM conversation. We have both been blogging for six years. You'd think we would have IMed before.

dailypiglet said...

that's pretty cute and surprised it's your first im. it's good to not do everything all at once so you can save stuff to do for later.

that's what my mom used to say.

Zoeyjane said...

Google sure is getting rude now that it owns the world.