Monday, November 19, 2007

x365: 40 of 365: wanda m.

Good old grade nine. You thought I looked like Prince, circa Parade. The truth was, I looked just enough like Prince for you in a blond-haired town. It must have taken me a year to get your shirt off. Do you have any idea of how much effort a fourteen year old boy has to go through to make something like that happen? Do you think there are magical shirt-removal elves that come in and do the work? No ma'am. Seriously, what do U think?

I bet if I'd worn Prince's new perfume, that would have done the trick immediately. I understand that it contains fabric-dissolving chemicals, which would have done a number on your polo top. I had only will and patience on my side.

8 comments:

witchypa said...

It's a known fact that girls whose name ends in "a" have large breasts.

ozma said...

I think the very existence of Prince got a lot of shirts off a lot of girls back in the day.

Just wanted to say: I'm so happy you are back! I hope you are healing well and feeling good.

palinode said...

witchypa - That was true enough in her case, but man, it took me a long time to find out.

ozma - Also quite true. Celebrities, as they say on the streets, supply the phantasmic supplement for the libido. That's why celebrities depend on us; it's our own libidinal energies that evoke their existence. So what I'm saying is that Prince owes me, because he didn't do a sufficient job with Wanda.

You can call me, 'Sir' said...

Shirt-removal elves...man, what a great idea.

i am the diva said...

incidentally, laura AND Diva both end in 'a'. lol.

so....

was it worth it???

and also, glad to hear the surgery went well

lotus07 said...

All good things worth having are worth taking a year to get to.....

witchypoo said...

So, how is the post-op back?
Don't be too quick to abandon the drugs.

Ozma said...

"Celebrities, as they say on the streets, supply the phantasmic supplement for the libido. That's why celebrities depend on us; it's our own libidinal energies that evoke their existence. So what I'm saying is that Prince owes me, because he didn't do a sufficient job with Wanda."

Oooh! I have a whole 'nother theory about this. I shall explain. But I love yours.