I'z sceerda da Onyun. Shmootsy tellded tarible story bout gettin scritchded on hirz surjree.I haz kitteh 2 who'z v. v. skeery an she still justa behbeh. Las nyte, she hugded mah leg den CHOMP, bit mah neekap. No mor beegylen 4 hir.Gr8 pichas btw.
Pretteh kitteh.
Onion is cute. I think he may have some competition with my cat, Gatsby, who has a mean right hook.
If your cat causes any more destruction, feel free to send Onion my way - what a snuggly kitty!
Onion is available for parties, commitment-free petting, discreet encounters. Competitive rates, clumping litter.
You need to get Onion his own little pair of brass knuckles.
Brass knuckles with 'love' and 'hate' engraved on them.Or maybe embossed. Yeah. That way the victims of Onion's schooling would take his message away carved into their faces! Maybe his brass knuckles could say 'U has got servd'.
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I'z sceerda da Onyun. Shmootsy tellded tarible story bout gettin scritchded on hirz surjree.
I haz kitteh 2 who'z v. v. skeery an she still justa behbeh. Las nyte, she hugded mah leg den CHOMP, bit mah neekap. No mor beegylen 4 hir.
Gr8 pichas btw.
Pretteh kitteh.
Onion is cute. I think he may have some competition with my cat, Gatsby, who has a mean right hook.
If your cat causes any more destruction, feel free to send Onion my way - what a snuggly kitty!
Onion is available for parties, commitment-free petting, discreet encounters. Competitive rates, clumping litter.
You need to get Onion his own little pair of brass knuckles.
Brass knuckles with 'love' and 'hate' engraved on them.
Or maybe embossed. Yeah. That way the victims of Onion's schooling would take his message away carved into their faces! Maybe his brass knuckles could say 'U has got servd'.
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