Wednesday, May 02, 2007

this is just to say

I saw Ultraviolet a whole long time ago, and it was atrocious, of course - and maybe I wrote something about it. But nothing compares to Mightygodking's hilarious x5 Ultraviolet review. What, you haven't clicked on the link yet? Stop reading this. That review could not exist without the endless space and infinite distribution of the internet. This is the kind of writing that the internet enables and encourages - sometimes to unfortunate result. But not this time.

This entry is dedicated to my friend Sven, who loves Ultraviolet so much that he frequently resorts to fist fights in defense of his beloved all-time favourite movie, which he claims "raises cinema to new heights... stunning". Either that or he hates it, the way I hate Superman IV and that evil robot that grew Dick Cheney in a tank.


Sven said...

I think the node got confused...perchance you were thinking of your deep love of the film Catwoman or potentially your unbounded adoration of Norbit. I offcially head the 'everyone ever involved with Ultraviolet must bleed profusely from orifi (but not ebola or whatever that is cuz that would be mean of me)'. I hereby flagrantly flounce my forever fanatic 'throwing up a little when thought of' dislike of Ultraviolet. Thank you, S

Anonymous said...

um... what does "EMO" mean?

I really enjoyed the movie. How can a movie about a vampire courier going postal, be in anyone's mind a bad idea for a film?

Aside to the review: Why no cure? There always was a cure, but the gov. kept it under wraps so they could sell plastic gloves and nose plugs, cause that is where the real money is, duh.