(Bumper graphic for ‘Talk Good Lunchtime’. Transition to studio, where Interviewer is looking at a cruller on the guest chair)
Interviewer: Hi all, we cruller now have on chair. Me he lunch?
Cruller: No, no lunch you me, I free agent.
Interviewer: Who come how that, you food, you?
Cruller: The shit. What say that?
Int: You go. Now you go.
Cruller: Skaagh. So cold you, I scratch.
Int: No! Bad to scratch! End of smear you glaze!
Cruller: The leather.
Int: Shriek!
(Cut to commercial)
7 comments:
This is so funny but now I can't eat this cruller in front of me. He scratch?
Yaah, he scratch, oooh. With cruller claw! Oh fright.
bwuh? I need to reread this when I not hungover so.
Wh... I'm going to Lisbon next week!
Lisbon? Or as they say in Lisbon - Lisboa? That sounds great! I'm still trying to persuade Schmutzie that Portugal is the place to go.
I have a message for you from the cruller: Kshhtt! You go land for fun? I seethe".
I don't know what that means, but it sounds a bit unpleasant.
Sounds a bit tasty to me, actually.
I confuzzle. You no eat cruller? That wrong just. That make what fright me.
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