Tuesday, January 16, 2007

interview with a cruller that starts strangely and degenerates from there

(Bumper graphic for ‘Talk Good Lunchtime’. Transition to studio, where Interviewer is looking at a cruller on the guest chair)

Interviewer: Hi all, we cruller now have on chair. Me he lunch?

Cruller: No, no lunch you me, I free agent.

Interviewer: Who come how that, you food, you?

Cruller: The shit. What say that?

Int: You go. Now you go.

Cruller: Skaagh. So cold you, I scratch.

Int: No! Bad to scratch! End of smear you glaze!

Cruller: The leather.

Int: Shriek!

(Cut to commercial)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so funny but now I can't eat this cruller in front of me. He scratch?

palinode said...

Yaah, he scratch, oooh. With cruller claw! Oh fright.

Mr. Head said...

bwuh? I need to reread this when I not hungover so.

Anonymous said...

Wh... I'm going to Lisbon next week!

palinode said...

Lisbon? Or as they say in Lisbon - Lisboa? That sounds great! I'm still trying to persuade Schmutzie that Portugal is the place to go.

I have a message for you from the cruller: Kshhtt! You go land for fun? I seethe".

I don't know what that means, but it sounds a bit unpleasant.

Anonymous said...

Sounds a bit tasty to me, actually.

Anonymous said...

I confuzzle. You no eat cruller? That wrong just. That make what fright me.