Tuesday, October 04, 2005

idle tuesday question

I keep getting spam asking me questions like "Having Trouble Attracting Customers to your Website?"

I want to tell the spammers that my site's not selling anything. What would you people buy from me?

6 comments:

blackbird said...

all the tea in china.

Gaunilo said...

That bitchin' diving apparatus, there.

Or, potato chips.

Or a bagel.

saviabella said...

Robot vaginas.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the rules for Underwater Hun?

Anonymous said...

A tin sign that says "Druids Meet Here Thursdays." There's one in a shop window near my house, but it's not for sale.

Anonymous said...

a human intelligently designed by god