Schmutzie: What's on TV tonight?
Palinode: I don't think you realize what 'TV' stands for.
Schmutzie: Television.
Palinode: Nope. It stands for 'toilet vomit'.
Schmutzie: What?
Palinode: Yup.
Schmutzie: Did you say toilet velmet?
Palinode: Velmet? What the hell is velmet? No. Vomit.
Schmutzie: What are you talking about?
Palinode: All these years you've been talking about TV like it means television. And it means something really gross.
Schmutzie: ...
Palinode: Seriously, it's kind of embarrassing.
Schmutzie: I think there's a case to be made for TV standing for television.
Palinode: In your crazy fantasy world where people throw up televisions, maybe.
1 comment:
He He! I have no TV/WC cos it is bust and now have to vomit over my 'puter, as my grandchild calls it, as it is the only method I have to watch the totally nutritional diet offered on the channels.
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