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Friday, October 01, 2010

Affectionate nicknames for my wife in the spirit of calling parents "the 'rents"

The 'pouse
The s'other
The 'tner
The 'ife

5 comments:

blackbird said...: The 'etter half.; 11:09 p.m.
palinode said...: The 'ld 'll 'n' ch'n.; 11:42 p.m.
Mildly Unstable said...: 'abe; 9:53 a.m.
palinode said...: The 'ling.; 10:58 a.m.
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Friday, October 01, 2010

Affectionate nicknames for my wife in the spirit of calling parents "the 'rents"

5 comments: