[Supper time. Schmutzie and The Palinode are hungry. Who can blame them?]
Schmutzie: Is it supper time?
Palinode: It is.
[See? Just like I said.]
Schmutzie: Is there food in the house?
Palinode: Maybe. But there's better food outside the house.
Schmutzie: I should phone Panago and see if they have gluten free pahp - pizza.
Palinode: Were you about to say gluten-free pap smears?
Schmutzie: I think I was.
Palinode: Because you shouldn't fall for the ads. All pap smears are gluten free.
[Sadly this conversation happened.]
5 comments:
If Panago had gluten free pizzas, I would have spent the past two years volunteering for pap smears, as some sort of thanks for the truly delicious, gluten-free pizza.
After writing that paragraph, I really can't see how pap smears could thank anyone. Well, maybe people who're really into long Qtips and slides. Also, vaginas.
PS. Amy's has a bunch of frozen pizzas that are gluten-free, either with corn or rice crusts. And Bob's Red Mill pizza dough mix is super easy and pretty damn good, if you add your own seasonings into the dough.
I wish Panago had gluten-free pizzas.
Boston Pizza has one. It's not great, but it's so very much better than other restaurant gluten-free pizzas I've had.
Zoeyjane - That's good to know. There's a grocery store down the street that sells all manner of Amy's products.
Ky - I saw Boston Pizza advertising its gluten-free pizza. If you wander into Regina, you can also have gluten-free pizza at Beer Brothers. But holy hannah is it expensive.
But the more pressing issue is, where might I find pizza-free gluten?
The gluten-rich pap smears cost extra, buddy.
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