[It's evening. Schmutzie and Palinode are relaxing in the comfort of a living room. It's their living room, which really legitimizes the situation.]
Palinode: I've started using Google Chrome as my default browser.
Schmutzie: Me too.
Palinode: I like to use it for online browsing, finding recipes, organizing my calendar - and of course, shopping.
Schmutzie: Um, sure.
Palinode: Chrome takes me where I need to go.
Schmutzie: That's -
Palinode: Every time.
Schmutzie: What are you talking like that for?
Palinode: I figure Google listens to everything we say. So I'm monetizing our conversations.
Schmutzie: So you should be receiving a hundred bucks in three years.
Palinode: Truly we are living in a golden age of riches.
2 comments:
I would agree with every word you have to say but have yet to register with Chrome so it would be a waste of money.
So google totally heard me curse at it when it burned that horrific image in my retinas this morning?
Sigh.
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