tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post114568930315503255..comments2023-10-17T02:47:38.574-06:00Comments on In Palinode's Palace: the dubious glory of jimpalinodehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-33429625336130829022007-10-09T12:23:00.000-06:002007-10-09T12:23:00.000-06:00LOL...too funny!!LOL...too funny!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145812661094871542006-04-23T11:17:00.000-06:002006-04-23T11:17:00.000-06:00Hey - have you had a rash of baby seal break-ins t...Hey - have you had a rash of baby seal break-ins too? Those little bastards are ruthless. They totally terrorized my cat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145752337611979822006-04-22T18:32:00.000-06:002006-04-22T18:32:00.000-06:00Charming...I could use one of those as part of my ...Charming...I could use one of those as part of my home security system.maarmiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07208449053550101175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145749113141414412006-04-22T17:38:00.000-06:002006-04-22T17:38:00.000-06:00A hakapik is a sophisticated variant on the theme ...A hakapik is a sophisticated variant on the theme of "stick with a nail through one end". It's used to club baby seals over the head.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145743324699863312006-04-22T16:02:00.000-06:002006-04-22T16:02:00.000-06:00What the hell is a hakapik? Is that a Canadian thi...What the hell is a hakapik? Is that a Canadian thing? <BR/><BR/>Oh, Schmutzie? I bought this Swaggart album in the 80s to clear my head of that fucking "Red, Red Wine" song. It worked, and now I love the Lord Jesus Christ my savior forevermore.maarmiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07208449053550101175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145735813716717192006-04-22T13:56:00.000-06:002006-04-22T13:56:00.000-06:00I feel like Jimmy Swaggart is whacking us with his...I feel like Jimmy Swaggart is whacking us with his meaneth.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145732653981313372006-04-22T13:04:00.000-06:002006-04-22T13:04:00.000-06:00I wish people would stop meanething me.I wish people would stop meanething me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145730195389807192006-04-22T12:23:00.000-06:002006-04-22T12:23:00.000-06:00Then of course we would have the Stations of the H...Then of course we would have the Stations of the Hakapik, the Sign of the Hakapik, a dangling hakapik between Madonna's cleavage, and the whole biker culture would be sporting modified hakapiks to represents their bad selves.Chris Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13134785155889204025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145729128322942412006-04-22T12:05:00.000-06:002006-04-22T12:05:00.000-06:00I feel quite strongly that most of the people who ...I feel quite strongly that most of the people who own this recording would indeed be the people involved in its recording!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145727367776370342006-04-22T11:36:00.000-06:002006-04-22T11:36:00.000-06:00As one who, I tremble to admit, has actually heard...As one who, I tremble to admit, has actually heard a zamboni (um, I mean Jimmy Swaggart) recording, I have to testify that the unique style plus the anointing of...the Holy Ghost (to say it in appropriate southern gospelese you have to say it with the right accent, "the HOly Ghost") ...does in fact guarantee an experience in listening. As in like whack me with a hakapik, please sir may I have another. <BR/><BR/>*whack*<BR/><BR/>Please sir may I have another<BR/><BR/>*whack*<BR/><BR/>please sir...<BR/><BR/>The man loves himself so much (Jimmy, that is) he'd happily whack you bloody. Plus the pacing is just right: <BR/><BR/><I>"there's rooooom"</I><BR/><BR/>*whack*<BR/><BR/><I>at the crossssssssssss</I><BR/><BR/>*whack*<BR/><BR/><I>for youuuuuuuuuuu</I><BR/><BR/>*whack*guanilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10713030896535359474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145711428048889652006-04-22T07:10:00.000-06:002006-04-22T07:10:00.000-06:00There would be the selling of holy hakapik indulge...There would be the selling of holy hakapik indulgences in the middle ages, and there would be little hakapik erasers in religious book stores and golden hakapiks stamped into the cover of every Bible.Elan Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03023867307505601913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1145690159359861202006-04-22T01:15:00.000-06:002006-04-22T01:15:00.000-06:00If Jesus were hit with a hakapik instead of nailed...If Jesus were hit with a hakapik instead of nailed to a cross, his last words probably wouldn't be "Father, why have you forsaken me?" or "It is finished". The last words out of his mouth would probably be "Where'd they get the hakapik from?" Which would become the credo of the nascent Church, with its meditations on Where They Got The Hakapik From and occasional pilgrimages to suspected Holy Hakapik Origin Sites. The Church's symbol would be a hakapik and a question mark.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.com