tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post114065392463137552..comments2023-10-17T02:47:38.574-06:00Comments on In Palinode's Palace: on bronapalinodehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1142308497378302762006-03-13T21:54:00.000-06:002006-03-13T21:54:00.000-06:00Holy guacamole, I can't believe how many people ha...Holy guacamole, I can't believe how many people have no freaking sense of humour. <BR/>I wonder if any of these caring people would adopt a sarcastic 20-something Ukrainian girl,to support her coffee, alcohol and cigarette habits, it would only take about 20 bucks a day.<BR/>If you're interested, give me a call, and we'll work out the details.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141939719694363372006-03-09T15:28:00.000-06:002006-03-09T15:28:00.000-06:00So, the International Fellowship for Christians an...So, the International Fellowship for Christians and Jewa is pretty tight with Christian Zionism. Basically, a lot of their friends try to encourage every Jewish person to return to the holy land because it's a sign of the approaching apocalypse. One of the fundraising strategies that they have is to market personal hygiene products with a tie in to Israel, including annointing oils and bath salts from the Dead Sea. I can just imagine their direct marketing, "If speeding the apocalypse has you all stressed out, why not take a relaxing bath with dead sea bath salts."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141929121146867612006-03-09T12:32:00.000-06:002006-03-09T12:32:00.000-06:00Awesome. I'm off to the archives. With a big cup o...Awesome. I'm off to the archives. With a big cup of coffee.<BR/><BR/>Me three!<BR/><BR/>Thanks Heather!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141920983320430582006-03-09T10:16:00.000-06:002006-03-09T10:16:00.000-06:00Hey, Palinode! Aren't you glad Dooce sent us all ...Hey, Palinode! Aren't you glad Dooce sent us all over here?<BR/><BR/>Well, I'M glad, because I just laughed out loud during a very, very unfunny day after reading this post.<BR/><BR/>I'm squeamish about laughing at the piece of mail itself, because the underlying situation is pretty horrifying, and is by no means limited to Russian bubbes...as so many folks have already pointed out.<BR/><BR/>But the line "I could hold up a photo of myself from 1975 but it would not make me any hungrier or more Jewish" made my coworkers think I had just choked on my coffee.<BR/><BR/>Awesome. I'm off to the archives. With a big cup of coffee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141848170812976032006-03-08T14:02:00.000-06:002006-03-08T14:02:00.000-06:00Wow.The Church Lady commented on your blog... and ...Wow.<BR/><BR/>The Church Lady commented on your blog... and she brought her mousy friend, anon.<BR/><BR/>I have never received a solicitation to adopt a granny. I'm so not worthy. If I were to adopt a granny, I'd want to adopt an Appalachian one. All you need to buy them is some buckshot.<BR/><BR/>(decended from an Appalachian granny.)kitsunekazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03032524329639441217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141800449454821052006-03-08T00:47:00.000-06:002006-03-08T00:47:00.000-06:00i think the gentiles would be cheaper: only one se...i think the gentiles would be cheaper: only one set of dishes.<BR/><BR/>(i say a pox on people that can't take sarcasm. a pox!!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141794345881389552006-03-07T23:05:00.000-06:002006-03-07T23:05:00.000-06:00Just thought I'd drop in a brief note to say that ...Just thought I'd drop in a brief note to say that criticism and buzzkilling is fine, but I can't stand comments without a name attached. Throw in a name. Even if it's 'palinodesucks' or 'kidrox0rs'. Wow, kidrox0rs. What an awesome name. Sorry, nobody can have that name, it's mine.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141789048766367642006-03-07T21:37:00.000-06:002006-03-07T21:37:00.000-06:00Ooops! To quote my own comment above, "I'm don't ...Ooops! To quote my own comment above, "I'm don't happen Jewish."<BR/>Whaaaat? I'm happen hurry watch American Idol and I'm happen old, so I'm happen not edit properly. And if someone happen tell me if there's a way to edit comments you make on somebody else's blog, please happen tell me.Linda@VShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499621332375290781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141783569563783372006-03-07T20:06:00.000-06:002006-03-07T20:06:00.000-06:00Anon, Margalit, you are all missing the point. The...Anon, Margalit, you are all missing the point. The charity is not funny, starving people are not funny, this mail piece <I>is</I> funny. <BR/><BR/>Honestly, you need to lighten up a bit. If you cannot find humor in almost anything, you will dry up and blow away long before anyone sends out a mailer to help you.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049341972075281915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141780554464068472006-03-07T19:15:00.000-06:002006-03-07T19:15:00.000-06:00You know, Anonymous, some of us may have been too ...You know, Anonymous, some of us may have been too flippant, but is that so much worse than being overly sensitive? The "Jewish" part of this whole thing wasn't at all what I responded to. It's just that I open five "hungry children" solicitations every single day, some legit and some probably not, and it struck me funny to see a generation closer to my own being used to solicit funds. That was a new idea to me, and since I've watched this president try everything he can to screw with the Social Security I'm gonna really need in a few years, it made my imagination run wild for a couple of minutes. I'm don't happen Jewish, but I am a grandma, so should that aspect of this whole thing make me angry? I don't think so. And I'd bet my aluminum walker that nobody who commented meant to offend anyone.Linda@VShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499621332375290781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141780242429355602006-03-07T19:10:00.000-06:002006-03-07T19:10:00.000-06:00I am choking on some chicken soup laughing so hard...I am choking on some chicken soup laughing so hard!<BR/><BR/>Please, I am waiting for an elderly Jew - or anyone to adopt me.<BR/><BR/>Any takers?Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04275708537867627681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141780077961968212006-03-07T19:07:00.000-06:002006-03-07T19:07:00.000-06:00Haaa. That's kinda cool. Of course, I'm biased, ...Haaa. That's kinda cool. Of course, I'm biased, since that could be, like, my grandma. I like your comments. XDMayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05501270797881800571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141775262132429322006-03-07T17:47:00.000-06:002006-03-07T17:47:00.000-06:00What's scary is how many hungry kids there are in ...What's scary is how many hungry kids there are in the U.S., a "wealthy" nation. <BR/><BR/>I have students come in every Monday excited about a school breakfast because they haven't eaten since the school lunch on Friday. And they aren't lying. I've done the home visits.<BR/><BR/>The School Feeding Program - one of the few programs our tax dollars fund that I wholeheartedly endorse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141774174069957452006-03-07T17:29:00.000-06:002006-03-07T17:29:00.000-06:00I think that the direct mail choices are funny, su...I think that the direct mail choices are funny, sure. Lots of your comments are general and funny. And smart. <BR/><BR/>But read through your comments, and I have to say, they make me sad. <BR/><BR/>To Velvet Sacks: You want to know if you need to convert to benefit from a Jewish Charity? The answer is no. Call the UJA to start, they donate to many causes and all people - as do many other "Jewish" organizations. <BR/><BR/>And to Ozma: I guess making fun of Jews is only funny if they are Orthodox. <BR/><BR/>The saddest thing to me isnt about the stereotypes though. Its just so clear how jaded we are - its all about the laugh sometimes. <BR/><BR/>Give to the organization - or a different one if you prefer - and then laugh. They'll still take your money and you may feel a little better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141772693554979202006-03-07T17:04:00.000-06:002006-03-07T17:04:00.000-06:00Rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, marga...Rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, margalit. This is still fucking funny. And now that you've tried to make me feel guilty for laughing, it's even funnier.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141771695648253172006-03-07T16:48:00.000-06:002006-03-07T16:48:00.000-06:00You all think this is FUNNY? You actually believe ...You all think this is FUNNY? You actually believe that all Jews are wealthy and don't have to beg for food? You think that laughing about a poor Russian bubbe rooting in garbage cans is something to LAUGH AT? You anti-semetic assholes. I'm sorry, I think this is the most disgusting display of ugliness I've seen in a long time, and I don't care if Dooce thinks it's funny. It is NOT. <BR/><BR/>As a POOR disabled Jewish mother of two that feeds her children from a Jewish charitable organization, I think you should all think hard about what your lives would be like if you were suddenly penniless and unable to feed yourselves. You laugh at CHARITY? You think it's FUNNY? You are all sick fucks. Heather, that includes you too, for pointing people here.margalithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09782326504951603071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141770705170326992006-03-07T16:31:00.000-06:002006-03-07T16:31:00.000-06:00What a savvy, sharp bunch you are.So the direct ma...What a savvy, sharp bunch you are.<BR/><BR/>So the direct mail strategy and execution could have been tighter.<BR/><BR/>Maybe there is no Brona after all. Big deal. There are hungry people who would benefit from the money raised here. <BR/><BR/>As for the charity being very targeted (Jewish elderly in Russia) - is that the problem? Why is that wrong? Or funny?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141768396537894712006-03-07T15:53:00.000-06:002006-03-07T15:53:00.000-06:00Amblus - you so right. She should hire legions of ...Amblus - you so right. She should hire legions of grandmas and grandpas to find junk in garbage bins and then sell it on ebay.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141767263596409122006-03-07T15:34:00.000-06:002006-03-07T15:34:00.000-06:00Well, elderly Jews are certainly more cuddly than ...Well, elderly Jews are certainly more cuddly than an African children, but I still think Brona needs to stop bitching and get her a job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141762052075821492006-03-07T14:07:00.000-06:002006-03-07T14:07:00.000-06:00Wow, you wrapped that up wit quite a flurry.Wow, you wrapped that up wit quite a flurry.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14533626899062576110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141758317092640262006-03-07T13:05:00.000-06:002006-03-07T13:05:00.000-06:00One wonders whether elderly gentiles are cheaper t...One wonders whether elderly gentiles are cheaper to feed because they don't have to keep kosher. You could probably get that figure down to less than $0.40 by buying twinkies and bologna at Costco.grrrbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070712215227643581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141757911848425312006-03-07T12:58:00.000-06:002006-03-07T12:58:00.000-06:00Maybe if you changed your name to Velvet Sachs.Maybe if you changed your name to Velvet <I>Sachs</I>.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141757149233186662006-03-07T12:45:00.000-06:002006-03-07T12:45:00.000-06:00I'm not Jewish. In fact I'm not very religious at...I'm not Jewish. In fact I'm not very religious at all, but I am getting old really fast. Do you think if I converted I could get a charity, too? If somebody would pay to feed me, I could retire much sooner, and I have lots of old pictures I could hold up. Would Jewish be the way to go, do you think, or are there better charities out there? Hmmmmm. I may be onto something here.Linda@VShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499621332375290781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141754958501399912006-03-07T12:09:00.000-06:002006-03-07T12:09:00.000-06:00ha ha ha ha ha! This is the funniest ever!ha ha ha ha ha! This is the funniest ever!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07198712124253575825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1141753961309796622006-03-07T11:52:00.000-06:002006-03-07T11:52:00.000-06:00I think Brona's running a scam. She has a portfoli...I think Brona's running a scam. She has a portfolio of identikits. "Dear Palinode, I am a Peruvian refugee fleeing from Sendero Luminoso guerillas. I now live in Russia, where I sing the Yiddish songs of my childhood". "Dear Palinode, as a young Sudanese girl I was kidnapped and drafted into the Lord's Resistance Army". Stuff like that.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.com