tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post111324493074851959..comments2023-10-17T02:47:38.574-06:00Comments on In Palinode's Palace: debeakothequepalinodehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-14728972790931703052007-07-22T18:45:00.000-06:002007-07-22T18:45:00.000-06:00So THAT explains why all the frickin' puffins are ...So THAT explains why all the frickin' puffins are here on the east coast. <BR/><BR/>fufmiggd - The sound a debeaked puffin makes.WrathofDawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06631918111665596235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113354440933902442005-04-12T19:07:00.000-06:002005-04-12T19:07:00.000-06:00Holy ungodly hell. I remember a shoot where the gr...Holy ungodly hell. I remember a shoot where the grip truck caught fire in the parking lot of an Italian restaurant. All the extras had gathered at the location, which was basically a frozen field with a mockup of an airplane crash. They waited a long time for the actual crew. Then they bitched about the ramen noodles that craft services brought.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113353839551658532005-04-12T18:57:00.000-06:002005-04-12T18:57:00.000-06:00OKAY. YOU ASKED FOR IT -- A STORY.One time, K was ...OKAY. YOU ASKED FOR IT -- <BR/>A STORY.<BR/><BR/>One time, K was the PM on a shoot for a certain feminine product. The shoot wrapped for the day and K sent the PA's out to dispose of about 15 large bags of garbage. (They were shooting at private home and could not leave that much trash at the curb.) The PA's set off in a cargo van containing the bags of trash as well as a 21 inch monitor encased in an Anvil crate on wheels, as well as the rest of the VTR equipment.(perhaps you can see where this is going)After driving around for a while the daft PA's decided to dump the trash bags under the turnpike. Just as they finished throwing the last bag under the highway, headlights approached from the distance. Fearing legal action the PA's threw the doors shut and tore out. Unfortunately the doors did not latch closed and the monitor? it rolled out of the van onto the roadway. Unfortunately it was not missed until they were well on their way back to the city -- where K awaited them. K sent them to not only look for the monitor (never found) but also to retrieve all the trash they had dumped. (retrieved and disposed of appropriately)<BR/><BR/>I gotta go watch House.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113349717403016472005-04-12T17:48:00.000-06:002005-04-12T17:48:00.000-06:00Get on a fucking plane, blackbird!Get on a fucking plane, blackbird!palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113343386370660922005-04-12T16:03:00.000-06:002005-04-12T16:03:00.000-06:00I am hungry.I could go for a puffin.(don't even bo...I am hungry.<BR/><BR/>I could go for a puffin.<BR/><BR/>(don't even bother telling me to get on a fucking plane, or I will torment you with another story)blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113256685523628732005-04-11T15:58:00.000-06:002005-04-11T15:58:00.000-06:00What I need is one of those cupboard-mounted plast...What I need is one of those cupboard-mounted plastic wrap dispensers, so I can quickly and conveniently cover all of my possessions in cellophane.palinodehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01029915232895358768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6943519.post-1113255693235375122005-04-11T15:41:00.000-06:002005-04-11T15:41:00.000-06:00you need one of those machines that seals your foo...you need one of those machines that seals your food in plastic bags. <BR/>the food stays fresh for years.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.com